Each member of our little team wrote a bio of the other two, and we put the best bits together. So no one was allowed to be too self-inflating. :)

 

WoodwardboffedBernstein

 

WBB is a journalism student at [insert fake college name here]. He works on the student paper or as he puts it, “I’d be editor if my father made 7 figures, but instead I’m a lowly reporter.” When TPC approached him about working together on this website, he immediately said yes. But his devotion to the truth was proven when he continued with WHNF despite TPC refusing to go out with him. He spends his spare time staring at TPC and playing Texas Hold-Em online, in the process losing a lot of his parents’ money.

 

 

ThePaperChaste

 

TPC is anything but chaste, but don’t let her catch you saying so. She’s majoring in Creative Writing at [insert fake college name here] and getting a minor in Political Science. She has aspirations at being a film writer but insists, “I will not start off with quality independent films and then sell out to Hollywood. I’m going to sell out right away. Frankly I think selling out is unfairly maligned. Film was designed to entertain the masses, not the 10 or 12 eggheads who know what ‘quality film’ is.”

 

Smilia’sSenseofYellowSnow

 

SSYS isn’t in college, but the others don’t hold that against him. He works different odd jobs and sits around devouring a lot of Doritos and Mountain Dew (we’ll let you guess why). He owns every form of game console built in the last 20 years (yeah that Atari2600 is holding up remarkably well), and he enjoys watching movies that make the MPAA sweat.