F.A.Q.

Q: Am I witty, wise, wonderful to know?

A: Often, sometimes, and I certainly hope so.

Q: Do you like long walks on the beach?

A: If I lived somewhere with a beach, that might be fun, but couldn't we have fun at that boulevard over there instead?

Q: Are you a romantic?

A: Ok, this is actually a tricky question. Yes, I would say I'm a romantic; however, I am not a typical one. I'll put it this way, I only watch Titanic if I'm in the mood for a good cry, and that's not that often. Usually I'd rather put something funny in. But I do believe love is the greatest concept ever inspired by the emotions and thoughts of human existence, and something to be admired and aspired to, with sex a close second.

Q: Do you read?

A: I'll go you one better, I write. Ask, I'll share. Mostly screenplays and short stories (a few are even steamy). Time’s scarce lately, but I generally do read a lot. I love fiction and lack there of. Some favorite books include; Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series, The God Particle (which is about physics not religion), a lot of Terry Brooks non-Shannara stuff (though I've liked some Shannara), and many of Stephen King's books.

Q: What's your favorite movie?

A: Hah! I could no sooner choose a favorite star in the heavens. Seriously, name one. I've probably seen it, and if I have, I've likely found some value in it.

Q: Who do you want?

A: He should be able to make me laugh. That's huge for me. If he can't make me laugh personally, he better have a good collection of funny media to entertain me. ;) Reasonably intelligent to uber intelligent please (and I know people get irked at that 'uber' stuff, but it's become its own slang term now). Within a reasonable distance, or willing to cross oceans to see my face. ;) He better like movies, or be open to expanding on his viewing habits, or we'll have a big gap in our compatibility. Oh, and if he's from some foreign country, with fake pics, and he clearly has an only rudimentary grasp of the English language, no no no no no! I am clever, remember, I can spot a scammer.

Q: What do you want from him?

A: I want to be wanted. No, I want to be needed, desired, yearned for. I want a man who knows there is a time to be a jackass (see John Cusack movies). And I want someone that wants me be a jackass for him too. Excessive jealousy is a turn off, a little playful jealousy means that you know what you have, and will endeavor not to lose it. He can be sensitive, sure. I don't mind if he cries the first time we make love, but it better be damned good sex if he’s bawling over it. I am not a 'girlie' girl, but I'm also not a tomboy. I have my aggressive side, and I have my submissive side, and I prefer others to have at least as many dimensions as that. I want someone who knows that some relationships grow sweetly over time, and some explode into your mind and immediately change who you are. And I want someone who would think the former is a lovely idea, but knows it would be incredibly cool to end up with the latter. If he doesn't know the real definition of the word passion, He’s probably not worth my time. Don't worry, I'm not stuck up. I just know that anyone, without that knowledge, would find me difficult to handle. ;)