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Ok, so here’s another thing that makes me a rather odd duck, amongst my gender. I don’t mind guys being gamers. In fact, I kind of dig it when they are, as long as they would rather generally prefer sex to playing God of War. I’m not going to be stingy here, and require they like cuddling over Portal. Because lets face it, if you’re not in a good mood for cuddling, it can be slightly tedious. That’s when you go to that position I call: let’s lay almost at opposite ends of the bed, and just let our legs overlap a little to maintain closeness, so that you won’t be hanging all over me and tripling my already elevated body heat.

Where was I? Oh yes, I like boys who like their toys. I’m really not much of a player myself, though I used to play a lot of adventure PC games (i.e. Black Dahlia, Titanic, Crystal Key). My ability to play games involving fighting or other dexterous keystrokes, is severely limited. Plus, as pathetic as this is to admit, I get way too worked up playing games as it is. When I was a kid, playing Dragonslayer on my Atari 1600, I would get freaked the hell out when one of those ridiculous 5 pixel dragons came into a room, the ones that made animated Dire Straits look like Myst 3 graphics. So, me trying to play Fatal Frame. Fuck that! I get freaked out enough just watching someone else play it.

But, it’s still fun to watch them do it! I love watching others play certain video games. In our old house, when my son was still too young to be pulling all nighters, he, my mom and I, would stay up til 4 on a Saturday morning, playing something like 7th Guest or Sanitarium. In fairness, his favorite movie, at the time, was also House on Haunted Hill. But it was some really cool bonding time. My mom and I would take turns at the PC, and we’d have the arm chairs turned a bit to watch, and work as a little team to figure out a puzzle. It was a great time. Unfortunately, we no longer have a way to all gather around the computer in the new house, so it’s a tradition that’s gone by the way side.

But I also really enjoy just watching someone else play a game. Portal is a lot of fun to watch, especially with someone playing who really knows their way around, and knows how to play with it for fun (For your own safety, do not destroy Vital Testing Apparatus). But now, I’ve read some distressing news. According to an online magazine… good gamers can be a little too quick on the draw.

Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator

After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to “have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example.” Oh, cruel fate!

So now what? Do I have to start asking for their levels and best scores, and make sure they are average enough players not to be annoying to watch, but also not good enough to run a distant second to a good book and a warm bath? Or am I overreacting?

What do you think boys and girls? If you’re boytoy is also a WoW player that Southpark made fun of, is he also a 15 second man?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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